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Black Fly in mix for Designated Survivor under Biden administration

Having garnered national support following its outstanding performance at the Vice Presidential debate, the black Fly which won over the American public is tipped to gain a spot in Joe Biden’s administration if the democratic nominee is successful when Americans head to the polls next month. 

Making up for its poor communication skills, the Fly demonstrated exceptional patience and tolerance to withstand Vice President Mike Pence’s verbal tripe for more than two minutes without interrupting. 

“There’s no way I could have listened to Mike Pence while sitting that close to him without slapping him silly,” said Democratic party supporter, Martina Martinez. 

“That’s the type of leadership this country needs. Not someone that just opens their mouth and vomits up every thought that comes to mind. 

“I really hope we get to see more of that fly if Mr Biden wins the election because it will be a welcome relief from the current loudmouth leadership we have now.” 

With the Vice Presidential role firmly in the hands of Senator Kamala Harris, various other positions have been bandied around for the Fly where he may be considered for the Designated Survivor assignment. If assigned the role, the Fly would assume leadership of the nation in the event Biden and Harris are permanently indisposed.

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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