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Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents

The idealism of gifting presents turned into chore-ism over the years for Melbourne man Hugh Honey who, tight on cash…

4 years ago

Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot

For years, Martina Martinez has been so proud of her son’s extra curricular activities, boasting to the rest of the…

4 years ago

World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school

Kids can go school any time. The World Cup is only once every four years. It’s sound reasoning by father…

4 years ago

41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule

41 year old Hugh Honey has had perhaps the biggest win of the FIFA World Cup so far.  After being…

4 years ago

Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober

Following the news of stadiums in Qatar choosing not to sell beer to fans at the FIFA World Cup, beer…

4 years ago

AFL community shocked that betting on a predetermined result could be corrupted

Australian football fans around the world have spent the week scraping their jaws off the ground following news of the…

4 years ago

Elon Musk fires 50% of Twitter workforce, discovers remainder were bots

When Twitter reported less than 5% of their users were bots, it convinced Elon Musk to make a takeover offer.…

4 years ago

Wife glad World Cup on now so family can spend Summer together

Although the Summer of Cricket appears to have started earlier than normal with her husband glued to the T20 World…

4 years ago

Boss pleads with AFL for shorter trade period after office productivity plummets

After one of the most action-packed AFL trade periods in recent years, office manager Grumpy Mark has blasted an angry…

4 years ago

Instamodels flock to Tampa Bay amid Tom Brady divorce rumours

Antonio Brown is ruing his premature retirement from the NFL after his former team’s facility has been inundated with instamodels…

4 years ago