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Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
The idealism of gifting presents turned into chore-ism over the years for Melbourne man Hugh Honey who, tight on cash this year, decided to save everyone the hassle of throwing out unwanted presents by simply not buying them. From candles for cousins that have live with electricity access, to chocolate for overweight uncles – it
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Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
For years, Martina Martinez has been so proud of her son’s extra curricular activities, boasting to the rest of the office about his Spanish lessons and self-sustaining veggie garden. So with ATAR results for Year 12 students released this week, the office was anticipating a flurry of chatter around Hugo’s prospects as a future surgeon,
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World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
Kids can go school any time. The World Cup is only once every four years. It’s sound reasoning by father Hugh Honey who has embraced the FIFA World Cup as a worldly learning experience for his four children. With time zones for Australians out of sync with Qatar where matches started at 9pm Australian time
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41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
41 year old Hugh Honey has had perhaps the biggest win of the FIFA World Cup so far. After being peer pressured by his soccer-loving mates into attending the Australia vs Denmark clash live at Federation Square in Melbourne, Honey was determined to walk away feeling like he belonged. Despite more commonly remarking that the
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Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
Following the news of stadiums in Qatar choosing not to sell beer to fans at the FIFA World Cup, beer company executives are shivering in fear with their greatest secret potentially revealed to the world – it may actually be possible to enjoy sports while sober. Concerns within the beer community come with the FIFA
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AFL community shocked that betting on a predetermined result could be corrupted
Australian football fans around the world have spent the week scraping their jaws off the ground following news of the AFL Brownlow Medal betting scandal, dubbed Brownlowgate. Most alarming was the possibility that betting on sports could be corrupted, given it has emerged as such an important revenue stream for the AFL that they promote
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