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Star shares tank as Australians shocked that casinos don’t just give away free money
Amid the regulatory crackdown into casino operations which this week sent Star Entertainment Group (ASX: SGE) into a nosedive, Australians are in disbelief that casinos have actual business plans to occasionally win from games played by their patrons seeking a quick buck. The revelations come amid confirmation that Australian regulators were looking into Star’s casinos
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Co-worker fades back into office existence after finally watching Squid Game
After being totally ignored and left out of all office banter for the past week, Hugh Honey has returned to being acknowledged as a real person, having finally watched Squid Game. To do so, Honey had to stay up all night on Tuesday to power through 8 episodes of the Korean series which is set
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Office braces for 5 months of awkward conversations with token footy fan
With the AFL Grand Final done for another year, water cooler conversation around the office is going be tragically awkward for hardcore footy fan Vic Vinegar who literally has nothing else to talk about outside of his work and football. Previous attempts to diversify his social vernacular have fallen on deaf ears with Vinegar trying
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Smug Victorian reminds mates he has earthquake and riot insurance
With Melbourne rocked by political riots and an earthquake in the same week, Morwell resident Hugh Honey has been quick to remind everyone how smart he is for having an insurance policy in place that protects his home in the event of damage from both rare events. Despite Morwell being 150km east of Melbourne where
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HR manager inundated with coffee dates amid flurry of annual leave requests
Once revered as the disciplinarian that would hand out warnings for misappropriate behaviour in the office, Human Resources Manager, Martina Martinez has become the belle of the office with just about every employee inviting her out for a coffee throughout the day. The friendly coffee dates come despite Martinez regularly being accidentally left out of
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Kitchenware company partners with street hustlers after Nadia Bartel sends $3 Kmart plate viral
Despite being dropped by all her sponsors, the publicity created by Nadia Bartel for Kmart following her use of their $3 plate in recreational applications has prompted other kitchenware companies to partner with street hustlers in an effort to better promote their products. After her best friend Ellie Pearson uploaded a video to Instagram featuring
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