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Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile

With a lack of qualified women of diversity within the Trump administration, President Donald Trump has turned to Tinder in…

5 years ago

Victorian economy requests to trade “thoughts and prayers” for actual money

Financial difficulties created by Stage 4 lockdowns have tightened the budgets of most Victorian families but thankfully, the State’s economy…

5 years ago

Melbourne Mum sells cloth facemask, changes LinkedIn title to ‘Designer’

Despite having been a stay-at-home Mum since the birth of her first child ten years ago, Martina Martinez is proud…

5 years ago

Unemployed millennial insists $86bn budget deficit is “not my problem”

With news of Australia incurring a $86 billion budget deficit for FY20, the largest since World War II, some young…

5 years ago

Retail employee gets wasted from hand sanitiser to prove alcohol content

With foot traffic having dried up through shopping centres, Mosaic Brands (ASX: MOZ) employees have stuck firm by their employer…

5 years ago

Once-savvy Victorian declares AaaS business bankrupt

As Australia condemns Victoria for their guest-bonking hotel security staff, Hugh Honey has learnt the hard way that no one…

5 years ago