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Parramatta residents renew push for NRL Grand Final Monday public holiday

Livid with his State Government’s failure to replicate Victoria’s AFL Grand Final Friday public holiday, Hugh Honey is threatening to…

4 years ago

Sydney office worker claims ‘week of mourning’ not related to AFL Grand Final

While he may be a diehard Sydney Swans fan, Hugh Honey will not be enjoying the festivities linked to his…

4 years ago

Employee loses 20kg after Louis Vuitton turns off elevators to save money

A healthy employee is a happy employee. Looking to drive happiness across their employees, fashion company Louis Vuitton has shut…

4 years ago

Office fantasy sports guy almost convinces someone it’s fun

Obsessive fantasy sports team coach Vic Vinegar has almost taken home the biggest win of the season, as office people-pleaser…

4 years ago

Record number of NRL players shave head to become more aerodynamic

A bevy of NRL players have rocked up to training this week after shaving their heads in a bid to…

4 years ago

Cosmetic surgeon relieved to avoid executing Plan B on Patrick Cripps

Carlton fans breathed a sigh of relief on Thursday night when captain Patrick Cripps had his 2-match suspension overturned on…

4 years ago

Aussie conflicted by choice of dim sims or hotdog as Pelosi lands in Taiwan

With political eyes on Taiwan as Nancy Pelosi proceeded with her visit to Taipei against the wishes of China, construction…

4 years ago

AFL umpires to call play on as long as Jack Ginnivan’s head remains attached to body

AFL players around the country have been undertaking special training drills this week to ensure they do not behead players…

4 years ago

Office worker feigns disappointment about return to working from home

As news broke of rising Covid cases in Australia, marketing assistant Hugh Honey was the first to express disappointment about…

4 years ago

Local dad confirms 700 drinks doesn’t make you a distraction at son’s tennis match

Is it possible to consume 700 alcoholic drinks and not be a distraction? It’s the brainteaser plaguing the tennis world…

4 years ago