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Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions

Hugh Honey is gearing up for a big payday after clearing out his local hardware store of plastic barrels and…

6 years ago

Social Media Influencer reads Trump tweet, resolves the Trade War

Forever the procrastinator, social media changed Samantha Sugar’s life by providing her a means for income from taking selfies and…

6 years ago

“In this economy?” Next Warren Buffett experiences first bearish day

Following another dubious tweet from President Trump which saw global markets fall by 2%, some investors felt the brute force…

6 years ago

Tipsy Associate overestimates title, admin assistant not impressed by advances

After doing the hard yards of an unpaid internship, fresh finance graduate Hugo Honey felt the cold arm of reality…

6 years ago

Candy Club investor “shattered” he can’t cash in stock for store credit

Investor Hugh Honey was left disappointed on two fronts when he attempted to exchange his stock in Candy Club (ASX:…

6 years ago

Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate

When money is tight, no one likes going to the pub by themselves whilst their mate is at home dropping…

6 years ago