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  • New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
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    Australia to close borders to Omicron Persei 8
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  • New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
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    Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion
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  • New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
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    The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
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  • New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
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    Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt
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  • New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
    Sydney man disappointed after failing to cash iron investment in bull market
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    • June 11, 2019
  • Investor claims credit for company and share price rise, citing 18-month old forum post
    • Review
    • August 7, 2019
  • The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
    • Review
    • August 7, 2019

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  • Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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  • Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    • Satire

  • World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
    World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
    • Satire

  • 41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    • Satire

  • Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    • Satire

  • New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips
    • Satire

    New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips

    For investor Hugh Honey, 2021 will be a year of transformation as he plans to win back the respect of those around him through his New Year Resolution to stop declaring stock tips that send his mates deep into the red.  In doing so, Honey has bought a new phone which does not enable him

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  • Losing Punters seek class action against Crown claiming to be ‘robbed’
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    Losing Punters seek class action against Crown claiming to be ‘robbed’

    Gamblers that lost money gambling at Crown Casino have joined the procession of victims that have emerged to have suffered as a result of money laundering that Crown Resorts (ASX: CWN) knowingly facilitated.  Punters who lost while gambling at a Crown Resorts venue are invited by law firm Paddy & Partners to join a class

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  • Old mate still a cryptocurrency expert despite not mentioning it in three years
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    Old mate still a cryptocurrency expert despite not mentioning it in three years

    With financial uncertainty around a COVID vaccine and US foreign policy, Bitcoin and cryptocurrency have surged as a safe haven for investors, especially those who last talked about it three years ago, but insist they have been accumulating in silence. It had been quite some time since self-employed crypto investor Hugh Honey had been telling

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  • ASX allays cybersecurity fears, adds ‘1’ to end of all internal passwords
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    ASX allays cybersecurity fears, adds ‘1’ to end of all internal passwords

    Given the technical issues encountered by the Australian Securities Exchange (ASX: ASX) in recent months, cybersecurity fears swept across the market on Monday morning when the market operator ceased processing trades amid technical difficulties.  Beefing up their defence, IT professionals promptly changed all internal passwords by adding a ‘1’ to the end of them before

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  • New incentive bonuses for media bosses that can resist sleeping with staff
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    New incentive bonuses for media bosses that can resist sleeping with staff

    Following the exploits at Nine Entertainment (ASX: NEC) and Seven West Media (ASX: SWM), network executives are set to introduce incentive bonuses for key leaders that can do their jobs without sleeping with their staff.  The swift decision, which industry insiders thought was standard practice, comes following news of Nine CEO Hugh Marks voluntarily standing

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  • Record number of bets for ‘Horse to have Good Time’ during TAB outage
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    Record number of bets for ‘Horse to have Good Time’ during TAB outage

    Despite Tabcorp (ASX: TAH) enduring a server catastrophe on one of the busiest betting days of the year, Aussies have proven that there is much more to their love of horse racing than gambling as droves of punters wagered for the “horses to have a good time” on Saturday.  With the debacle, which Tabcorp have

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