Amidst the trade tensions around Australian barley, farmer Hugh Honey has returned fire to China threatening to withhold affection towards their women until the 80% tariffs on his barley exports are lifted. Having failed in three attempts to feature on reality TV show The Farmer Wants a Wife, Honey has since turned to Tinder and
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Amidst the shutdown of most commercial districts, law firm Paddy & Partners has found a novel way to eek every productive bone out of their Associates whilst pivoting into the ASX’s flavour-of-the-month, hand sanitiser production. It follows a similar trend amongst companies which previously had no experience producing sanitiser, entering the market to capitalise on
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As the coronavirus pandemic continues to wreak havoc on the retail sector where, with populations in mass lockdown, COVID-19 has claimed another brand scalp with Radio Rentals to permanently close their 62 appliance stores. The news will be bitterly disappointing for people like Vic Vinegar who has been renting various radios to stay informed on
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Where his weeks would normally involve absurd multi bets on various unknown domestic sporting leagues, self-dubbed professional punter Hugh Honey has turned to penny stocks on the ASX, bringing crucial knowledge from his sports punting to the sharemarket. Previously specialising in Under 18 European Tennis, where Honey boasts an eye for talent, the shrewd investor
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For bartender Vic Vinegar, news of the coronavirus lockdowns were met with tears as he learned he would no longer have to work 7 nights a week in a dungy dive bar cleaning piss and vomit. With social gathering laws restricting venues to no more than 2 people at any time, the venue manager had
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For call centre supervisor Vic Vinegar, morning meetings were always an awkward mix of driving call volumes and feeling the ire of disgruntled employees. But since moving to work-from-home arrangements, Vinegar and colleagues have found a new common interest in popular Netflix series Tiger King. Vinegar’s sudden interest in something other than the weather has
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