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  • High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities
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    Australia to close borders to Omicron Persei 8
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  • High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities
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    Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion
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  • High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities
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    The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
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  • High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities
    • Satire

    Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt
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  • High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities
    Investor claims credit for company and share price rise, citing 18-month old forum post
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    • August 7, 2019
  • The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
    • Review
    • August 7, 2019
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    • June 11, 2019

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    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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  • Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
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  • World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
    World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
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  • 41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
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  • Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
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  • High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities
    • Satire

    High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities

    Although it seems entirely out of his control, high school leaver Mac McDonald could not have asked for a worse time for coronavirus to be spreading, significantly hampering his employment prospects having been on the cusp of employment for the past 12 months.  It continues an unlucky run for the teenager who elected to leave

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  • Hospital receptionist empties storage, embarks on new career as coronavirus economist
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    Hospital receptionist empties storage, embarks on new career as coronavirus economist

    As fears of the coronavirus spread globally, one savvy receptionist has found herself a clever side-hustle selling face masks, of which she has abundant access.  With hundreds of medical procedure masks now sitting in her garage, hospital receptionist Samantha Sugar is well versed in economic supply and demand models.  “This virus has everyone scared which

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  • Advisor adamant that THIS latest round of funding is the one which will turn company around
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    Advisor adamant that THIS latest round of funding is the one which will turn company around

    Shareholders of Fat Cactus Limited are buoyed that the company is finally set for a turnaround in fortunes following the latest round of capital raisings.  It’s been a tough journey for shareholders in the company which listed on the sharemarket five years ago and are yet to report a single profitable quarter, despite raising capital

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  • Big Four Banks Commit $25 per $1 million of profit towards Bushfire Fund
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    Big Four Banks Commit $25 per $1 million of profit towards Bushfire Fund

    As Australian businesses, celebrities and athletes continue an outpouring of support towards bushfire ravaged towns of Australia and the thousands of volunteer firefighters attempting to contain the blazes, Australia’s Big Four banks have jumped on board too.  Unlike Prime Minister Scott Morrison who used the Bushfire media coverage as a publicity stunt, the Big Four

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  • Thieving Woolworths employee happy to “call it even”, despite wage theft
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    Thieving Woolworths employee happy to “call it even”, despite wage theft

    A former Woolworths (ASX: WOW) employee has admitted to systematically stealing from the supermarket whilst working in the fresh produce department and is therefore not going to pursue his share of the $300 million underpayment scandal.  Throughout shifts whilst a teenager, Hugh Honey would capitalise on his role by pinching a grape or a few

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  • Intern given warning as accounting error costs Nufarm $410 million
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    Intern given warning as accounting error costs Nufarm $410 million

    Australian agriculture company Nufarm (ASX: NUF) has had stern words with an accounting intern after the Company identified an accounting error when reconciling their accounts with German customers.  The error related to sales rebates which were incorrectly recorded on their books which promptly forced Nufarm to issue a profit downgrade. Shares in the Company subsequently

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