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  • Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions
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  • Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions
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    The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
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    Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt
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  • Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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  • Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
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    World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
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  • 41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
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  • Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
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  • Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions
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    Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions

    Hugh Honey is gearing up for a big payday after clearing out his local hardware store of plastic barrels and filling them with the commodity he expects to skyrocket in the coming days.  The commodity in question, petrol, is forecast to rise in price following drone attacks on a Saudi Arabian oil facility over the

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  • Social Media Influencer reads Trump tweet, resolves the Trade War
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    Social Media Influencer reads Trump tweet, resolves the Trade War

    Forever the procrastinator, social media changed Samantha Sugar’s life by providing her a means for income from taking selfies and rambling about things her family couldn’t tolerate listening to. Since posting photos of all her meals, clothes and holidays to her social media accounts, Sugar established an audience of more than 600 followers from around

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  • “In this economy?” Next Warren Buffett experiences first bearish day
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    “In this economy?” Next Warren Buffett experiences first bearish day

    Following another dubious tweet from President Trump which saw global markets fall by 2%, some investors felt the brute force of a potential breakdown in U.S-China diplomacy.  For investor Hugh Honey, it was tough logging onto his CommSec app whilst having breakfast with the lads at the neighbourhood cafe and seeing his watchlist.  “Seeing everything

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  • Tipsy Associate overestimates title, admin assistant not impressed by advances
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    Tipsy Associate overestimates title, admin assistant not impressed by advances

    After doing the hard yards of an unpaid internship, fresh finance graduate Hugo Honey felt the cold arm of reality at Friday night drinks when his advances towards an admin assistant were met with cold rejection.  Skulling his beer in an attempted show of authority, Honey took off his tie to portray a more casual

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  • Candy Club investor “shattered” he can’t cash in stock for store credit
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    Candy Club investor “shattered” he can’t cash in stock for store credit

    Investor Hugh Honey was left disappointed on two fronts when he attempted to exchange his stock in Candy Club (ASX: CLB) for store credit.  Participating in the IPO which listed on the ASX in January 2019, Honey was always a big fan of Candy Club and it’s pleasures, so had no hesitation participating upon hearing

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  • Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate
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    Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate

    When money is tight, no one likes going to the pub by themselves whilst their mate is at home dropping tinnies on the couch to save a dollar.  Thankfully for mates of Hugh Honey, they are being looked after by their buddy who just wants to enjoy Spring carnival racing down at the pub with

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