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    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
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  • Office worker feigns disappointment about return to working from home
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    Office worker feigns disappointment about return to working from home

    As news broke of rising Covid cases in Australia, marketing assistant Hugh Honey was the first to express disappointment about the office having to possibly revert back to working from home. For most of his co-workers, it meant they’d be hearing a lot less of him after management had to expressly order him back into

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  • Local dad confirms 700 drinks doesn’t make you a distraction at son’s tennis match
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    Local dad confirms 700 drinks doesn’t make you a distraction at son’s tennis match

    Is it possible to consume 700 alcoholic drinks and not be a distraction? It’s the brainteaser plaguing the tennis world that local hero Hugh Honey volunteered to debunk at his son’s junior tennis championships.  The challenge came about after Nick Kyrgios insisted a fan be kicked out of the Wimbledon final for being a distraction,

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  • Apprentice tasked with asking families for extra $200k to complete their home build
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    Apprentice tasked with asking families for extra $200k to complete their home build

    When Hugh Honey was taken on last week as an apprentice on minimum wage, he thought he’d learn the ropes starting off with concrete mixing and brick laying. Within two hours, he was on the phone calling families asking them to transfer $200,000 if they want their home completed.  As mass layoffs sweep through Australia’s

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  • Desperate millennial bails on drinks to stay up till 12.01am and lodge tax return
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    Desperate millennial bails on drinks to stay up till 12.01am and lodge tax return

    While his friends were out partying in celebration of their mid-year exams, Hugo Honey did the responsible thing by staying at home to get his affairs in order. He definitely didn’t bail on drinks because he’s surviving on food scraps and desperately needed his tax return to pay his rent.  Having blown his monthly grocery

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  • Hippie candlemaker’s career choice now vindicated by energy crisis
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    Hippie candlemaker’s career choice now vindicated by energy crisis

    When Martina Martinez told her mother she was dropping out of high school to live a life without boundaries or governance, it was met with backlash and suggestions of stupidity. But with Australia currently undergoing an energy crisis which has resulted in mass blackouts, Martinez’s decision has been met with vindication as her mother knocked

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  • Frugal shopper removes bone from T-Bone steak to reduce grocery bill
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    Frugal shopper removes bone from T-Bone steak to reduce grocery bill

    As Australians around the nation seek innovative ways to reduce their grocery bills amid skyrocketing prices, Melbourne resident Hugh Honey has executed a very simple strategy to save a few pennies – just stop paying for wastage.  To do so, he has been stocked up in the deli section on red meats but before processing

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