Taking no chances with the latest strain of COVID-19, Australia is set to be the first country in the world to raise its border to travelers arriving from Omicron Persei 8. Confirming the decision, Health Department representative Richard Handler empathised with Omicronians but stressed that the decision was made in the interest of all Australians.
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In the progressive world of political correctness, employers must now be prepared for questions across all PC fronts after one media company lost out on a prospective hire who turned down the job due to the company’s lack of gender neutral employees. Interviewing for a Journalist position with Paddy’s Tribune, Martin/a Martinez was flying through
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The world’s most locked down city is finally coming out of lockdown but having spent 3871 days inside under the watchful eyes of Chairman Dan, many Melbournians are stepping out of their homes with a disease not seen in Australia for hundreds of years. While everyone else around the world has been galivanting in daylight,
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While some people in the office love Professional Development Day at work where guest speakers are bought in to inspire teams, Hugh Honey will not be one of the lucky ones this year after calling in to notify HR that he could not come into the office. Where some might have been docked sick leave,
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In a rare move within the Australian political ranks, one long-time public servant has reached retirement having obeyed the law throughout his political career without crumbling to the temptations of drink driving or sleeping with junior staffers. As his rare reward for such a near-impossible task in public service, Hugh Honey has been awarded an
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Frustratingly for HR managers around Australia, the start of a new NBA season has sent productivity across the country to all time lows as Aussies wake up in the ideal time zone to be watching American basketball every day for the next five months. With the season having kicked off on Wednesday and games scheduled
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