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Director outed after failed board stacking attempt

Investors were notably perplexed upon entering the offices of Paddy’s Resources for the Annual General Meeting where they were met by hundreds of Indian men at the corporate gathering. 

Despite the micro cap consistently diluting the stock with incessant capital raises, there were an abnormal number of shareholders present for the microcap gold explorer. 

When proceedings progressed to the vote for Directors to renew their terms, more than 200 hands were raised in protest of Non-Executive Director Martina Martinez retaining her role on the Board. 

After the motion for Martinez’s re-election failed, the company Secretary suspected something was amiss and quickly reviewed the company’s share register to reveal the majority attendees owned one solitary share of the Company and had no idea what Paddy’s Resources did.

It was then revealed that fellow Director Hugh Honey had assisted the men in buying one share in the Company with promises of free donuts at the AGM which they would be entitled to by voting against Martinez. 

Honey, a long time Labor Party supporter, was promptly stood down by the Board and sent an invoice for 500 cinnamon donuts. 

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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