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Group chat mate schemes to ‘crash the ASX’ after reading one GameStop article

After understanding the collective power of the internet, minnow investor Vic Vinegar is preparing to bathe in bathtubs of ‘pineapples’ through his plan to replicate the GameStop rally in Australia, with a scheme he has concocted through the “Lads” group chat. 

“holy sh*t, did youse guyz sees da rally on game stp???” posted Vinegar. 

“We shld do te same here and short squeeze a stoke lk Z1P. We gon be sooooooo rich whn da price moooooons. All you gys got 2 do is take out all yr savings on Monday and load up on APT stock, I’ll do a pst on rEddit nd we gon be sooooooooooo rich 🚀🚀🚀” 

When queried as to why he wanted to target Zip co (ASX: Z1P) or how much stock his group needed to buy, he remained non-committal. 

“Mate. Shut up. Buy the stock. Pineapples. Bro down,” he posted as a recorded voice message in response to a barrage of questions from others trying to understand the plan in more detail. 

‘Pineapple’ is a colloquial term in Australian slang for $50 notes.

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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