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Instamodels flock to Tampa Bay amid Tom Brady divorce rumours

Antonio Brown is ruing his premature retirement from the NFL after his former team’s facility has been inundated with instamodels keen to party with football players. 

The sudden influx of woo-girls has coincidentally come as rumours continue to swell that legendary quarterback Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bündchen are headed for a divorce. 

For the 7-time superbowl winning quarterback, it’s no surprise to be surrounded by attractive young women having famously woo-ed Bundchen when she was a Victoria’s Secret Angel. 

The potential divorce, is believed to stem from Brady’s decision to come out of retirement at the age of 45, just months after retiring. With three kids at home, and the absence of Antonio Brown antics, Brady’s decision to return to football is speculated to be linked by the complete lack of cohesion in the Brady household when Tom called an audible. 

A Tampa Bay Bucs fan in a #12 jersey with the tag still attached, Martina Martinez, offered some insight into her newfound love of football. 

“I’ve always been interested in football and I’m just so much hotter than Gisele, I’m just here in case any of the players want to party or need some additional motivation to win,” she said. 

Before she continued, the Bucs facility quickly lit up in ‘pings’ as all in attendance were hit up in succession. 

“I just got a random message from some guy called AB. Do you know who that is?” 

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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