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Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate

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  • August 16, 2019
  • Elias Pivep
Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate

When money is tight, no one likes going to the pub by themselves whilst their mate is at home dropping tinnies on the couch to save a dollar. 

Thankfully for mates of Hugh Honey, they are being looked after by their buddy who just wants to enjoy Spring carnival racing down at the pub with his chums.

Mr Honey’s friends were contacted for comment but each one hung up after breaking out in hysterical laughter when hearing of Mr Honey’s generous actions. 

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Elias Pivep
Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.
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  • Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot - December 15, 2022
  • World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school - December 8, 2022
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