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Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate

When money is tight, no one likes going to the pub by themselves whilst their mate is at home dropping tinnies on the couch to save a dollar. 

Thankfully for mates of Hugh Honey, they are being looked after by their buddy who just wants to enjoy Spring carnival racing down at the pub with his chums.

Mr Honey’s friends were contacted for comment but each one hung up after breaking out in hysterical laughter when hearing of Mr Honey’s generous actions. 

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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