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McRooskis to launch new 4 Ouncer burger amid Russian fast food crisis

With a global conflict raging, fear and hysteria have now swept across Russia with scenes of panic buying and looting…

4 years ago

Call of Duty gamer reckons he can end the Ukraine war

Spending countless hours in his mother’s basement playing Xbox throughout the night, Hugh Honey knew his calling in life would…

4 years ago

Idiot mate insists Wordle is overrated after questioning wtf ‘tacit’ means

Despite word puzzle game Wordle taking the world by storm, high school dropout Vic Vinegar thinks the world is fawning…

4 years ago

Former high school athlete agrees to defect to China on $100m sponsorship deal

Fresh off the Winter Olympics triumph of Eileen Gu who shone a light on the possibilities of budding female athletes…

4 years ago

Philadelphia stripclub IPO insanely oversubscribed following Harden trade

Investors around the world are throwing themselves at a small Brooklyn Philadelphia-based IPO following news of a monster trade that…

4 years ago

Bloke with a quarter-Asian niece takes Chinese New Year off for cultural reasons

As much of the Eastern world celebrated bringing in the Year of the Tiger amid Chinese New Year festivities, 32nd…

4 years ago