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Melbourne rife with rickets as city finally emerges from lockdowns

The world’s most locked down city is finally coming out of lockdown but having spent 3871 days inside under the…

5 years ago

Old mate can’t come into work because he misplaced his COVID passport

While some people in the office love Professional Development Day at work where guest speakers are bought in to inspire…

5 years ago

Politician receives Order of Australia for not breaking the law or sleeping with junior staffers

In a rare move within the Australian political ranks, one long-time public servant has reached retirement having obeyed the law…

5 years ago

Australian productivity plummets in line with opening week of NBA season

Frustratingly for HR managers around Australia, the start of a new NBA season has sent productivity across the country to…

5 years ago

Not enough diversity, calls for an asexual rainbow Wiggle to be added to group

While some community groups have praised The Wiggles for replacing a white Australian actress with one of colour, others insist…

5 years ago

Star shares tank as Australians shocked that casinos don’t just give away free money

Amid the regulatory crackdown into casino operations which this week sent Star Entertainment Group (ASX: SGE) into a nosedive, Australians…

5 years ago

Co-worker fades back into office existence after finally watching Squid Game

After being totally ignored and left out of all office banter for the past week, Hugh Honey has returned to…

5 years ago

Office braces for 5 months of awkward conversations with token footy fan

With the AFL Grand Final done for another year, water cooler conversation around the office is going be tragically awkward…

5 years ago

Smug Victorian reminds mates he has earthquake and riot insurance

With Melbourne rocked by political riots and an earthquake in the same week, Morwell resident Hugh Honey has been quick…

5 years ago

HR manager inundated with coffee dates amid flurry of annual leave requests

Once revered as the disciplinarian that would hand out warnings for misappropriate behaviour in the office, Human Resources Manager, Martina…

5 years ago