Actions speak louder than words so in their staunch rejection of political cover ups and alleged misconduct, the Australian Government is proving there is no ‘Boys Club’ in the West Wing of Parliament House by inviting intern Martina Martinez to a private function. The function, convened in celebration of Attorney-General Christian Porter’s valued contribution to
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Where Facebook newsfeeds once contained vital information about global events and safety alerts, Aussies are now learning much more about celebrity lookalikes as Facebook’s latest censorship update for Australia blocks articles that Facebook deems as “news”. The banning of news articles from reputable mastheads such as The Age and The Australian comes amid Australia’s media
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Having watched many Olympic Games over the year, investor Hugh Honey is confident that Bronze will be the next commodity to boom following recent rallies in Gold and Silver prices. So confident is Honey, he has taken out various loans to hire storage spaces and filled them with the metal having stockpiled Bronze while it
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After understanding the collective power of the internet, minnow investor Vic Vinegar is preparing to bathe in bathtubs of ‘pineapples’ through his plan to replicate the GameStop rally in Australia, with a scheme he has concocted through the “Lads” group chat. “holy sh*t, did youse guyz sees da rally on game stp???” posted Vinegar. “We
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A small Latino family business has hit the jackpot after discovering mouldy cheese and rotten fish hidden throughout the White House as part of what had been a basic cleaning contract prior to the arrival of newly inaugurated President, Joe Biden. The work had originally just covered steam cleaning of all carpets which had been
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Investors around the world are throwing themselves at a small Brooklyn-based IPO following news of a monster trade that rocked the world and has sent 8-time NBA All Star, James Harden to the Brooklyn Nets. With the arrival of Harden to the area, Brooklyn FishNets has been inundated with interest in their Initial Public Offering.
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