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  • Meghan Markle gracefully withdraws from Nobel Prize consideration
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    Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion
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  • Meghan Markle gracefully withdraws from Nobel Prize consideration
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    The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
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  • Meghan Markle gracefully withdraws from Nobel Prize consideration
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    Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt
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  • Meghan Markle gracefully withdraws from Nobel Prize consideration
    Investor claims credit for company and share price rise, citing 18-month old forum post
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    • August 7, 2019
  • The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
    • Review
    • August 7, 2019
  • Sydney man disappointed after failing to cash iron investment in bull market
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    • June 11, 2019

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    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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  • Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
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  • World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
    World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
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  • 41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
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  • Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
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  • Meghan Markle gracefully withdraws from Nobel Prize consideration
    • Satire

    Meghan Markle gracefully withdraws from Nobel Prize consideration

    Following the successful release of her children’s book ‘The Bench’, author Meghan Markle has withdrawn herself from Nobel Prize consideration to give her fellow literary masterminds a level playing field not impacted by her public profile. With the Duchess of Sussex now adding ‘author’ to her decorated career as an actor, producer and now Non-Royal,

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  • 12th richest athlete Naomi Osaka to seek ‘Beast Mode’ as new PR advisor
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    12th richest athlete Naomi Osaka to seek ‘Beast Mode’ as new PR advisor

    Following her sensational withdrawal from the French Open, 4-time Grand Slam champion Naomi Osaka is tipped to seek out prominent mental health expert Dr Marshawn ‘Beast Mode’ Lynch in a bid to address her approach to media duties. The move comes after Osaka elected to withdraw from Roland Garros where she entered as the NumberRead More
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  • Melbourne office worker filthy about lockdowns and being forced to work from home
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    Melbourne office worker filthy about lockdowns and being forced to work from home

    One of the proudest Melbournians in the city he still rates as the world’s most livable, office manager Hugh Honey is livid that fresh lockdowns will force him to revert back to working from home, an experience he deemed a nightmare last time this happened.  The Essendon resident loves waking up at 6.00am to ensure

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  • Elon Musk announces Tesla Meme, newest EV for poor millennials
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    Elon Musk announces Tesla Meme, newest EV for poor millennials

    Fresh from the insane amount of fun he has had toying with cryptocurrency markets through his Twitter account, Elon Musk has announced the latest Tesla model which will be designed specifically for his adoring fans, none of which can afford the current line of Tesla electric vehicles.  The Tesla Meme will hit production lines in

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  • Bill Gates lined up for next season of The Bachelor
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    Bill Gates lined up for next season of The Bachelor

    Shares in The Walt Disney Corporation (NYSE: DIS) are being watched closely with rumours swirling of efforts being made by the Company to secure Bill Gates for next season’s edition of The Bachelor. The news comes just days after Gates and wife Melinda confirmed the two have mutually agreed to part ways which will see

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  • Atlassian boss shops for new HQ as tech giant implements ‘Team Anywhere’ policy
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    Atlassian boss shops for new HQ as tech giant implements ‘Team Anywhere’ policy

    With Aussie tech unicorn Atlassian set to adopt its new “Team Anywhere” policy, shareholders are praising the Company for prudent savings they will realise upon the downgrading of headquarters. Still in need of a postal address however, its visionary founder was spotted perusing some ‘interesting’ options for the post-COVID HQ. Under its new “Team Anywhere”

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