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Investor liquidates portfolio to invest in clean energy following Thunberg address
After watching a replay of Swedish teen activist Greta Thunberg addressing the United Nations, an inspired Hugh Honey has shifted his entire portfolio towards clean energy, wholeheartedly backing the pintsized sensation. The move comes not long after purchasing a substantial amount of petrol in readiness for a Saudi oil crisis. Like others who were moved
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Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions
Hugh Honey is gearing up for a big payday after clearing out his local hardware store of plastic barrels and filling them with the commodity he expects to skyrocket in the coming days. The commodity in question, petrol, is forecast to rise in price following drone attacks on a Saudi Arabian oil facility over the
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Social Media Influencer reads Trump tweet, resolves the Trade War
Forever the procrastinator, social media changed Samantha Sugar’s life by providing her a means for income from taking selfies and rambling about things her family couldn’t tolerate listening to. Since posting photos of all her meals, clothes and holidays to her social media accounts, Sugar established an audience of more than 600 followers from around
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“In this economy?” Next Warren Buffett experiences first bearish day
Following another dubious tweet from President Trump which saw global markets fall by 2%, some investors felt the brute force of a potential breakdown in U.S-China diplomacy. For investor Hugh Honey, it was tough logging onto his CommSec app whilst having breakfast with the lads at the neighbourhood cafe and seeing his watchlist. “Seeing everything
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Tipsy Associate overestimates title, admin assistant not impressed by advances
After doing the hard yards of an unpaid internship, fresh finance graduate Hugo Honey felt the cold arm of reality at Friday night drinks when his advances towards an admin assistant were met with cold rejection. Skulling his beer in an attempted show of authority, Honey took off his tie to portray a more casual
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Candy Club investor “shattered” he can’t cash in stock for store credit
Investor Hugh Honey was left disappointed on two fronts when he attempted to exchange his stock in Candy Club (ASX: CLB) for store credit. Participating in the IPO which listed on the ASX in January 2019, Honey was always a big fan of Candy Club and it’s pleasures, so had no hesitation participating upon hearing
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