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  • Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile
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    Australia to close borders to Omicron Persei 8
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  • Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile
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    Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion
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  • Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile
    • Satire

    The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
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  • Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile
    • Satire

    Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt
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  • Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile
    Sydney man disappointed after failing to cash iron investment in bull market
    • Review
    • June 11, 2019
  • Investor claims credit for company and share price rise, citing 18-month old forum post
    • Review
    • August 7, 2019
  • The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
    • Review
    • August 7, 2019

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  • Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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  • Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
    • Satire

  • World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
    World Cup fan too tired to get kids ready for school
    • Satire

  • 41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    41yr old successfully convinces soccer mates he understands offside rule
    • Satire

  • Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    Beer companies fret over soccer fans having a good time sober
    • Satire

  • Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile
    • Satire

    Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile

    With a lack of qualified women of diversity within the Trump administration, President Donald Trump has turned to Tinder in search of a Vice-President candidate in retaliation to the nomination of Kamala Harris as the Democrat VP nominee.  The nomination of Ms Harris, the first woman of colour on any major party ticket, has seen

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  • Victorian economy requests to trade “thoughts and prayers” for actual money
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    Victorian economy requests to trade “thoughts and prayers” for actual money

    Financial difficulties created by Stage 4 lockdowns have tightened the budgets of most Victorian families but thankfully, the State’s economy is well stocked up on thoughts and prayers.  There has been an outpouring of “thoughts and prayers” from Australian politicians being sent to the State but as the Victorian economy notes, it’s very difficult to

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  • Melbourne Mum sells cloth facemask, changes LinkedIn title to ‘Designer’
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    Melbourne Mum sells cloth facemask, changes LinkedIn title to ‘Designer’

    Despite having been a stay-at-home Mum since the birth of her first child ten years ago, Martina Martinez is proud to be re-entering the workforce having successfully sold her first home-made cloth facemask.  The sale via the popular Facebook group for mothers, ‘Gossipy Melbourne Mums’, has prompted Martinez to further her once-burgeoning career ambitions by

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  • Unemployed millennial insists $86bn budget deficit is “not my problem”
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    Unemployed millennial insists $86bn budget deficit is “not my problem”

    With news of Australia incurring a $86 billion budget deficit for FY20, the largest since World War II, some young Australians are confident that the Country is in good shape and that others, anyone except themselves, will resolve future economic issues.  Despite the impact which the budget deficit will have in future years, and likely

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  • Retail employee gets wasted from hand sanitiser to prove alcohol content
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    Retail employee gets wasted from hand sanitiser to prove alcohol content

    With foot traffic having dried up through shopping centres, Mosaic Brands (ASX: MOZ) employees have stuck firm by their employer which has withdrawn the sale of hand sanitiser products identified to have just 23% alcohol content when the standard is at least 60%. Despite group consumer group Choice identifying the low alcohol content, Mosaic stands

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  • Once-savvy Victorian declares AaaS business bankrupt
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    Once-savvy Victorian declares AaaS business bankrupt

    As Australia condemns Victoria for their guest-bonking hotel security staff, Hugh Honey has learnt the hard way that no one wants to be looked at as ‘that guy’ from Victoria.  Just one week after launching his Address-as-a-Service business to assist Victorians residing in suburban hotspots to avoid lockdown, Honey has declared the business bankrupt.  Core

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