With a global conflict raging, fear and hysteria have now swept across Russia with scenes of panic buying and looting gripping the nation which has prompted domestic burger chain McRooskis to launch a new 4 ounce burger. Sceptics have questioned the similarity to McDonalds’ Quarter Pounder burger which caused a national crisis on Wednesday amid
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Spending countless hours in his mother’s basement playing Xbox throughout the night, Hugh Honey knew his calling in life would eventually come, insisting that he can convert his gaming prowess into reality and end the Russia-Ukraine war if given the chance. For days, Honey has been dominating online tournaments, all the while trash talking his
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Despite word puzzle game Wordle taking the world by storm, high school dropout Vic Vinegar thinks the world is fawning over this stupid game unnecessarily , dismissing it as nothing more than a flavour of the month. The outburst comes in the footy team group chat where Vinegar’s mates are quick to post their daily
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Fresh off the Winter Olympics triumph of Eileen Gu who shone a light on the possibilities of budding female athletes around China, fellow half-Asian Hu Honey has confirmed that he too will follow a similar path to represent China on the global sporting stage. The decision to turn his back on Australia, his country of
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Investors around the world are throwing themselves at a small Brooklyn Philadelphia-based IPO following news of a monster trade that rocked the world and has sent 10-time NBA All Star, James Harden to the Brooklyn Nets Philadelphia 76ers. With the arrival of Harden to the area, Brooklyn FishNets Philadelphia 69ers Gentlemen’s Club has been inundated
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As much of the Eastern world celebrated bringing in the Year of the Tiger amid Chinese New Year festivities, 32nd generation white guy Hugh Honey joined them in spirit from the comfort of his lounge room, ordering Chinese takeaway to commemorate the occasion that he took a week off from work to celebrate. Drawing on
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