With news filtering across the Tasman that Jacinda Ardern has cancelled her wedding, a rejuvenated Vic Vinegar insists he is still a chance to woo the New Zealand Prime Minister whom he has long had an unhealthy infatuation with. While Vinegar has the utmost respect for the institution of marriage, his glass half full mentality
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As the words ‘Code Brown’ blasted across Victoria in response to rising pressure in the public health system, janitor Hugh Honey braced to head home sick under the assumption it was going to be a few sticky days at work. That was until word quickly spread through the janitorial department that Code Brown was in
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Sparing no expense to ensure he does not bring COVID into his office, Hugh Honey has committed to taking a COVID test each week on a Friday afternoon, for which he will respectfully leave work early. The graceful decision by Honey has been made each week at midday on Friday afternoon with Honey insisting it
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Hearing news of the severe RAT shortage gripping Australia amid the surge of COVID-19 cases, one clever bar owner has seen a huge influx of business from a marketing initiative offering “one free RAT with every beer purchased”. Dismayed customers however have been left shocked upon purchase of their beer and accompanying promotion which was
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England are finally on the board in The Ashes with the nation securing their first win of the series after successfully getting Australian captain Pat Cummins ruled out of the 2nd Test at Adelaide Oval after their army of COVID-infected stalkers finally got close enough to him to have him ruled out. The stalkers are
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In her attempts to meander into workplace culture, accounting graduate Martina Martinez has been given a comprehensive education on the inner workings of Test cricket after walking into the office tea room and asking her colleagues, “Who’s winning?”. With her quaint smile of ignorance, Martinez was surprised by the response with her question met with
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