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Disappointed shareholder outvoted at AGM, vents

Local agriculture professional Trevor Tractormen was left disappointed after attending the Dontgiveadamn Holdings AGM.

Finishing up his duties on the farm, Tractormen made the three hour journey up to Sydney to attend the meeting where he was hopeful to have a meaningful input into the company’s future.

But when the time came around to vote on the executive remuneration proposals, Tractormen was disappointed to find his raised hand was the sole objection.

“There were 10 people in the room and none of them were even paying attention,” Tractormen told The Sentiment.

“It’s like they were all working for the company or something.

“I work 12 hours a day and make $50,000 a year while these fellas just approved their own $200,000 sallaries. It’s an injustice I tell you.

“When I first bought into this company, they were trading at 10 cents. Now their down to 1 cent.”

After the AGM, Tractormen was informed by a company representative that he owned less than 0.0001% of Dontgiveadamn Holdings.

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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