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Investor liquidates portfolio to invest in clean energy following Thunberg address

After watching a replay of Swedish teen activist Greta Thunberg addressing the United Nations, an inspired Hugh Honey has shifted his entire portfolio towards clean energy, wholeheartedly backing the pintsized sensation. 

The move comes not long after purchasing a substantial amount of petrol in readiness for a Saudi oil crisis. 

Like others who were moved by Thunberg’s emotional address, Honey is confident in his new vision, believe Thunberg to be more than a flavour-of-the-month. 

“How dare you!” questioned Honey when asked whether the 16-year-old’s speech was grounds for re-allocating his life savings. 

“I’ve made plenty of money over the years in companies that have been killing off entire ecosystems. Once those ecosystems die, what more will there be to kill off? 

“Once everyone else realises how Greta is so much more qualified than policy makers to address climate change, everyone will be jumping on these stocks.” 

Elias Pivep

Failed stand-up comic who now gets his kicks from Simpsons business memes.

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