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Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion

Following revelations on ABC’s 7.30 regarding the slaughtering of racehorses, horse trader Ned Nugget has quickly minimised disruption to his…

7 years ago

Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt

The rise of buy-now-pay-later platforms have made it easier than ever for consumers to spend money they don’t have. But…

7 years ago

Bricklayer watches Moneyball, will win World Series if given a chance

Amidst the meteoric rise of the Tampa Bay Rays to the MLB postseason fielding the lowest salary of all 30…

7 years ago

$150m brojob not enough as ScoMo notified he cannot be running mate

Australian taxpayers vented their fury on social media towards Scott Morrison after the Australian Prime Minister pledged $150m towards President…

7 years ago

Investor liquidates portfolio to invest in clean energy following Thunberg address

After watching a replay of Swedish teen activist Greta Thunberg addressing the United Nations, an inspired Hugh Honey has shifted…

7 years ago

Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions

Hugh Honey is gearing up for a big payday after clearing out his local hardware store of plastic barrels and…

7 years ago