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Victorian incensed AFL public holiday replaced by non-sport related day off

It seems that Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews cannot escape the spotlight of negativity following news of the State’s AFL Grand…

6 years ago

Citibank to offer ‘friendship’ in hope of getting $900 million refund after blunder

Normally when you enter the wrong bank account details for a payment, it gets bounced back but Citibank employees were…

6 years ago

Trump updates Tinder settings, seeking running mate with diverse profile

With a lack of qualified women of diversity within the Trump administration, President Donald Trump has turned to Tinder in…

6 years ago

Victorian economy requests to trade “thoughts and prayers” for actual money

Financial difficulties created by Stage 4 lockdowns have tightened the budgets of most Victorian families but thankfully, the State’s economy…

6 years ago

Melbourne Mum sells cloth facemask, changes LinkedIn title to ‘Designer’

Despite having been a stay-at-home Mum since the birth of her first child ten years ago, Martina Martinez is proud…

6 years ago

Unemployed millennial insists $86bn budget deficit is “not my problem”

With news of Australia incurring a $86 billion budget deficit for FY20, the largest since World War II, some young…

6 years ago

Retail employee gets wasted from hand sanitiser to prove alcohol content

With foot traffic having dried up through shopping centres, Mosaic Brands (ASX: MOZ) employees have stuck firm by their employer…

6 years ago

Once-savvy Victorian declares AaaS business bankrupt

As Australia condemns Victoria for their guest-bonking hotel security staff, Hugh Honey has learnt the hard way that no one…

6 years ago

Savvy Victorian launches BNPL AaaS business, Address-as-a-Service

Amid the aaS boom which started which is seeing some of the most random businesses claiming to be as-a-Service providers,…

6 years ago

Marketing guru shocked to actually get response from LinkedIn DM spam

Insisting she has the solution for all of your business needs, self-appointed marketing specialist Vicky Vinegar has been using LinkedIn…

6 years ago