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New Year Resolution: Mate vows to stop giving trash stock tips

For investor Hugh Honey, 2021 will be a year of transformation as he plans to win back the respect of…

6 years ago

Losing Punters seek class action against Crown claiming to be ‘robbed’

Gamblers that lost money gambling at Crown Casino have joined the procession of victims that have emerged to have suffered…

6 years ago

Old mate still a cryptocurrency expert despite not mentioning it in three years

With financial uncertainty around a COVID vaccine and US foreign policy, Bitcoin and cryptocurrency have surged as a safe haven…

6 years ago

ASX allays cybersecurity fears, adds ‘1’ to end of all internal passwords

Given the technical issues encountered by the Australian Securities Exchange (ASX: ASX) in recent months, cybersecurity fears swept across the…

6 years ago

New incentive bonuses for media bosses that can resist sleeping with staff

Following the exploits at Nine Entertainment (ASX: NEC) and Seven West Media (ASX: SWM), network executives are set to introduce…

6 years ago

Record number of bets for ‘Horse to have Good Time’ during TAB outage

Despite Tabcorp (ASX: TAH) enduring a server catastrophe on one of the busiest betting days of the year, Aussies have…

6 years ago

Channel 7 grooms next generation of woman-bashing drug smugglers

Fresh off the successes that came with reviving Big Brother, Seven West Media (ASX: SWM) is firmly on the front…

6 years ago

Black Fly in mix for Designated Survivor under Biden administration

Having garnered national support following its outstanding performance at the Vice Presidential debate, the black Fly which won over the…

6 years ago

Trump positive test is to superior COVID-US strain rather than China Virus

After months of ridiculing China as the source of the “China Virus” and “Kung Flu”, it appeared as if President…

6 years ago

Entrepreneur eyes virtual fast food to counter virtual fitness boom

With populations locked up in their homes, there has been a spike in virtual fitness which has opened the door…

6 years ago