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Director outed after failed board stacking attempt

Investors were notably perplexed upon entering the offices of Paddy’s Resources for the Annual General Meeting where they were met…

6 years ago

Channel 7 to rehash other cringeworthy reality shows after Big Brother ratings success

After failing in their attempts to innovate as Pooch Perfect face planted harder than Fat Amy, the ratings success from…

6 years ago

Builder adds $25k ‘Admin Fee’ for all HomeBuilder quotes going forward

Upon news that the Australian Government will be handing out $25k grants to build new homes or renovate existing ones,…

6 years ago

Malnourished journalist survives another round of newspaper layoffs

It’s now been months since she’s eaten a meal other than Mi Goreng instant noodles but journalist Martina Martinez insists…

6 years ago

Barley farmer wants a wife, threatens to not date Chinese women

Amidst the trade tensions around Australian barley, farmer Hugh Honey has returned fire to China threatening to withhold affection towards…

6 years ago

Law firm pivots Associates to hand sanitiser production amidst coronavirus lockdowns

Amidst the shutdown of most commercial districts, law firm Paddy & Partners has found a novel way to eek every…

6 years ago

Radio Rentals closure definitely not because people stopped renting radios 50 years ago

As the coronavirus pandemic continues to wreak havoc on the retail sector where, with populations in mass lockdown, COVID-19 has…

6 years ago

Bored punter turns to ASX penny stocks amidst coronavirus sports shutdowns

Where his weeks would normally involve absurd multi bets on various unknown domestic sporting leagues, self-dubbed professional punter Hugh Honey…

6 years ago

Awkward hospitality worker feigns sadness upon news he must claim Jobsaver stimulus

For bartender Vic Vinegar, news of the coronavirus lockdowns were met with tears as he learned he would no longer…

6 years ago

Supervisor remarkably into Tiger King after being asked to work from home

For call centre supervisor Vic Vinegar, morning meetings were always an awkward mix of driving call volumes and feeling the…

6 years ago