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$150m brojob not enough as ScoMo notified he cannot be running mate

Australian taxpayers vented their fury on social media towards Scott Morrison after the Australian Prime Minister pledged $150m towards President…

7 years ago

Investor liquidates portfolio to invest in clean energy following Thunberg address

After watching a replay of Swedish teen activist Greta Thunberg addressing the United Nations, an inspired Hugh Honey has shifted…

7 years ago

Savvy investor hoards petrol ahead of US-Saudi oil tensions

Hugh Honey is gearing up for a big payday after clearing out his local hardware store of plastic barrels and…

7 years ago

Social Media Influencer reads Trump tweet, resolves the Trade War

Forever the procrastinator, social media changed Samantha Sugar’s life by providing her a means for income from taking selfies and…

7 years ago

“In this economy?” Next Warren Buffett experiences first bearish day

Following another dubious tweet from President Trump which saw global markets fall by 2%, some investors felt the brute force…

7 years ago

Tipsy Associate overestimates title, admin assistant not impressed by advances

After doing the hard yards of an unpaid internship, fresh finance graduate Hugo Honey felt the cold arm of reality…

7 years ago

Candy Club investor “shattered” he can’t cash in stock for store credit

Investor Hugh Honey was left disappointed on two fronts when he attempted to exchange his stock in Candy Club (ASX:…

7 years ago

Top bloke seeks “guaranteed” investment tips for struggling mate

When money is tight, no one likes going to the pub by themselves whilst their mate is at home dropping…

7 years ago

The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules

People have often asked me over the years “Homeless Investor, how are you so consistent? How do you always manage…

7 years ago

Investor claims credit for company and share price rise, citing 18-month old forum post

Sudden rises in global graphite prices have led to a 20% rise in the share price of Graphite Industries, to…

7 years ago