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High school dropout blames coronavirus for lack of job opportunities

Although it seems entirely out of his control, high school leaver Mac McDonald could not have asked for a worse…

7 years ago

Hospital receptionist empties storage, embarks on new career as coronavirus economist

As fears of the coronavirus spread globally, one savvy receptionist has found herself a clever side-hustle selling face masks, of…

7 years ago

Advisor adamant that THIS latest round of funding is the one which will turn company around

Shareholders of Fat Cactus Limited are buoyed that the company is finally set for a turnaround in fortunes following the…

7 years ago

Big Four Banks Commit $25 per $1 million of profit towards Bushfire Fund

As Australian businesses, celebrities and athletes continue an outpouring of support towards bushfire ravaged towns of Australia and the thousands…

7 years ago

Thieving Woolworths employee happy to “call it even”, despite wage theft

A former Woolworths (ASX: WOW) employee has admitted to systematically stealing from the supermarket whilst working in the fresh produce…

7 years ago

Intern given warning as accounting error costs Nufarm $410 million

Australian agriculture company Nufarm (ASX: NUF) has had stern words with an accounting intern after the Company identified an accounting…

7 years ago

Newstart recipient offers to assist Westpac with better money laundering methods

With Westpac standing accused of 23 million breaches by Australia’s money laundering watchdog, Hugh Honey has offered his assistance to…

7 years ago

Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion

Following revelations on ABC’s 7.30 regarding the slaughtering of racehorses, horse trader Ned Nugget has quickly minimised disruption to his…

7 years ago

Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt

The rise of buy-now-pay-later platforms have made it easier than ever for consumers to spend money they don’t have. But…

7 years ago

Bricklayer watches Moneyball, will win World Series if given a chance

Amidst the meteoric rise of the Tampa Bay Rays to the MLB postseason fielding the lowest salary of all 30…

7 years ago