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Newstart recipient offers to assist Westpac with better money laundering methods

With Westpac standing accused of 23 million breaches by Australia’s money laundering watchdog, Hugh Honey has offered his assistance to…

6 years ago

Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion

Following revelations on ABC’s 7.30 regarding the slaughtering of racehorses, horse trader Ned Nugget has quickly minimised disruption to his…

6 years ago

Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt

The rise of buy-now-pay-later platforms have made it easier than ever for consumers to spend money they don’t have. But…

6 years ago

Bricklayer watches Moneyball, will win World Series if given a chance

Amidst the meteoric rise of the Tampa Bay Rays to the MLB postseason fielding the lowest salary of all 30…

6 years ago

$150m brojob not enough as ScoMo notified he cannot be running mate

Australian taxpayers vented their fury on social media towards Scott Morrison after the Australian Prime Minister pledged $150m towards President…

6 years ago

Investor liquidates portfolio to invest in clean energy following Thunberg address

After watching a replay of Swedish teen activist Greta Thunberg addressing the United Nations, an inspired Hugh Honey has shifted…

6 years ago