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Office worker feigns disappointment about return to working from home

As news broke of rising Covid cases in Australia, marketing assistant Hugh Honey was the first to express disappointment about…

3 years ago

Local dad confirms 700 drinks doesn’t make you a distraction at son’s tennis match

Is it possible to consume 700 alcoholic drinks and not be a distraction? It’s the brainteaser plaguing the tennis world…

3 years ago

Apprentice tasked with asking families for extra $200k to complete their home build

When Hugh Honey was taken on last week as an apprentice on minimum wage, he thought he’d learn the ropes…

3 years ago

Desperate millennial bails on drinks to stay up till 12.01am and lodge tax return

While his friends were out partying in celebration of their mid-year exams, Hugo Honey did the responsible thing by staying…

3 years ago

Hippie candlemaker’s career choice now vindicated by energy crisis

When Martina Martinez told her mother she was dropping out of high school to live a life without boundaries or…

3 years ago

Frugal shopper removes bone from T-Bone steak to reduce grocery bill

As Australians around the nation seek innovative ways to reduce their grocery bills amid skyrocketing prices, Melbourne resident Hugh Honey…

3 years ago