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Philadelphia stripclub IPO insanely oversubscribed following Harden trade

Investors around the world are throwing themselves at a small Brooklyn Philadelphia-based IPO following news of a monster trade that…

5 years ago

Bloke with a quarter-Asian niece takes Chinese New Year off for cultural reasons

As much of the Eastern world celebrated bringing in the Year of the Tiger amid Chinese New Year festivities, 32nd…

5 years ago

Jacinda Ardern cancels wedding, single mate reckons he’s ‘still a chance’

With news filtering across the Tasman that Jacinda Ardern has cancelled her wedding, a rejuvenated Vic Vinegar insists he is…

5 years ago

Hospital janitor relieved to learn ‘Code Brown’ is not what he thought it was

As the words ‘Code Brown’ blasted across Victoria in response to rising pressure in the public health system, janitor Hugh…

5 years ago

Old mate leaves work early on Friday again, to get COVID test ‘just in case’

Sparing no expense to ensure he does not bring COVID into his office, Hugh Honey has committed to taking a…

5 years ago

Beer sales flowing as dive bar offers ‘one free RAT with every beer’ purchased

Hearing news of the severe RAT shortage gripping Australia amid the surge of COVID-19 cases, one clever bar owner has…

5 years ago

England get first win of summer with infected Barmy Army stalker ruling Cummins out of 2nd Test

England are finally on the board in The Ashes with the nation securing their first win of the series after…

5 years ago

Woman subjected to 6-hour cricket education after asking ‘Who’s winning’ on Day 1

In her attempts to meander into workplace culture, accounting graduate Martina Martinez has been given a comprehensive education on the…

5 years ago

Australia to close borders to Omicron Persei 8

Taking no chances with the latest strain of COVID-19, Australia is set to be the first country in the world…

5 years ago

Homeless job seeker turns down job due to lack of gender neutral employees, continues eating baked beans

In the progressive world of political correctness, employers must now be prepared for questions across all PC fronts after one…

5 years ago