Sensing the commercial appeal of soccer’s European Super League, some of the world’s largest multinational corporations are set to announce their involvement in the European Super Exchange where corporate regulation will be eased to maximise corporate profits. Under the proposed European Super Exchange (ESE) model, business practices shunned upon by national regulators are tipped to
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Despite the supposed influence Meghan Markle possesses, shares in tech company Zoom (NASDAQ: ZM) remained unfazed after she blamed the video meeting tech as a reason for not attending Prince Phillip’s funeral. Markle’s initial reason for not accompanying her husband to the funeral was the fact she is 6-months pregnant and a flight to London
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Amid news of the COVID-19 vaccine leading to blood clotting as a side effect among recipients, investor Hugh Honey has identified an investment opportunity whereby he has emptied the shelves of supermarkets and pharmacies across the country, hoarding all the aspirin he can get his hands on. Honey, a long time aspirin user, drew upon
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Having been given the monumental task of freeing the Evergreen cargo chip that has blocked the Suez Canal, Hugh Honey’s request for a small pay rise has been met with firm rejection. The request comes amid Honey being the sole operator of a tiny excavator doing its best to remove sand from the canal’s bank,
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When unsure how to answer a question, pledge your support to local farmers. It’s a tried and true political strategy within the Liberal Party drawn upon this afternoon as Christian Porter identified garlic as his snack of choice in the middle of a press conference. Journalists were left flummoxed half way through his media appearance
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Fresh from her bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey that has left the Royal Family’s reputation in tatters, Meghan Markle has emerged as the third richest woman in the world having closed her ‘short’ position on the Royal Family. A Wall Street broker who has requested not to be named as the idiot that underwrote the
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