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4yo pulls head in, solves Markle family crisis and launches line of royal menswear

Just days after being caught on camera during the Platinum Jubilee acting like a 4-year-old and drawing attention to the parenting tactics of Kate Middleton, Prince Louis has ‘pulled his head in’,  solved a global crisis, brought pride back to the Royals, and despite all this, it seems the media aren’t satisfied with the Duchess

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Music graduate commences 3-year run up to produce most annoying jingle ever

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Millennial saves ScoMo the paperwork, hands over $50k super and still doesn’t own a home

Amid the raft of election promises that get thrown into public domain every four years, one of the most controversial this time around is the $50k Superannuation Access scheme. Saving time and paperwork for all those who already own homes and don’t care about the policy’s impact, millennial Vic Vinegar has agreed to just give

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Child found starving as parent juggles ham sandwich risks after Cancer Council warning

With no idea what to feed her children for lunch now that ham sandwiches lead to cancer, Martina Martinez placed her child’s lunch order with the Cancer Council requesting a non-cancerous lunch but is still yet to hear back from the organisation. Placing a $10 note in a paper bag with her child’s name and

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Boyfriend relieved that psychopath girlfriend doesn’t poop the bed

Boyfriends around the world are now thinking twice before labelling their girlfriends as ‘crazy’ or ‘a psychopath’ after revelations from the Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp case were made public.  With news quickly spreading through tabloid and social media of faecal excrement found in Depp’s bed, Hugh Honey has shelved plans to break up with