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  • Pothead arrested thinking 420 Day amnesty was a real thing
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    Trader Paints Horses as Cows to Avoid Slaughterhouse Suspicion
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    The homeless investor shares his closely guarded trading rules
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    Bearish investor preparing for BNPL bubble burst, racks up insane Afterpay debt
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    Family shocked at how much money they saved by not buying useless Christmas presents
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    Annoying coworker goes quiet after ATAR results reveal their son is an idiot
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  • Pothead arrested thinking 420 Day amnesty was a real thing
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    Pothead arrested thinking 420 Day amnesty was a real thing

    April 20, it’s a day on the calendar looked forward to by many health enthusiasts. A day dedicated to celebrating the wonderful joys that cannabis has delivered across generations to best be known as 420 Day. The day quickly turned sour however for Hugh Honey who was arrested on possession and public nuisance charges.  A

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  • Political editor prepares 2 months worth of Anal jokes for campaign coverage
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    Political editor prepares 2 months worth of Anal jokes for campaign coverage

    ScoMo vs AnAl, it’s the punniest political contest one editor will have the privilege of covering thanks to the widely accepted mashing of first and last names made popular by Prime Minister Scott Morrison. Ever since ScoMo’s ascendance to office, political editors around the nation have been praying that Anthony Albanese rise up the Labor

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  • Melbournian zooming around in semi-automatic signals the return of F1
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    Melbournian zooming around in semi-automatic signals the return of F1

    For three years, residents of Albert Park have been able to enjoy the tranquility of urban lifestyle in peace but that has been put on hold this week as Melbournians have been cruising around, revving their engines and switching their humble Prius into semi-automatic mode.  That can only mean one thing – the return of

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  • Shifty bloke sets up shop outside Centrelink in preparation for $250 cash giveaways
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    Shifty bloke sets up shop outside Centrelink in preparation for $250 cash giveaways

    Unemployed dole bludgers have emerged as big winners from the 2022 Federal Budget with confirmation that job-seekers would receive a one-off $250 cash payment as part of the Treasury’s attempt to even wealth distribution and counter cost-of-living increases.  In total, 6 million Australians will receive the $250 cash payment which has created a new sub-economy

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  • Old timer utterly confused by MCG  hipster menu responsible for 40 minute queues
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    Old timer utterly confused by MCG hipster menu responsible for 40 minute queues

    “One plant-based hamburger with a side of fried kale and kimchi, please.” This is how straightforward ordering food at the MCG was expected to be when Red Rooster and Domino’s were kicked out and an artisanal selection of fast food was introduced.  Utter confusion ensued throughout Round 1 however, as MCG decision makers grossly overestimated

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  • Thrifty mother solves gas crisis, son to walk 10km to school
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    Thrifty mother solves gas crisis, son to walk 10km to school

    With petrol prices at record highs, families have been forced to tighten their budgets to the point where Martina Martinez must choose between a tank of petrol or her monthly manicure. Ultimately an easy decision, she has convinced son Morton that he’ll help save the planet by walking 10km to school rather than the normal

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