Obsessive fantasy sports team coach Vic Vinegar has almost taken home the biggest win of the season, as office people-pleaser Hugh Honey finally relents, saying ‘sounds fun, I’ll give it a go’ to Vinegar’s long winded explanation of his fantasy NFL draft.
As the NFL season kicks off, Vinegar has been on the prowl to expand his fantasy league, after taking home the championship last year as his team ‘Vics Victory’ triumphed over his other team ‘Icky Viccky’.
Pundits say Vinegar shouldnt be getting too far ahead of himself, due to his history of waning interest from new entrants.
Last year’s last place finisher quoted as saying “Yeah he just badgers us into doing this draft thing but none of us really pay attention or even log in, then throughout the year he gets in your face about how bad you are at it.”
“I’ve never even watched an NFL game.”
Vinegar is looking to go back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back in this year’s competition, with his hours of research reading ESPN and Bleacher Report giving him $1.01 odds to do so.
He has however, been severely reprimanded for manipulating the company CEO to trade his best player for the heavily suspended quarterback Deshaun Watson.
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