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Investor loads up on aspirin in response to COVID vaccine side effects

Amid news of the COVID-19 vaccine leading to blood clotting as a side effect among recipients, investor Hugh Honey has…

5 years ago

Digger operator requests pay rise for solving international crisis

Having been given the monumental task of freeing the Evergreen cargo chip that has blocked the Suez Canal, Hugh Honey’s…

5 years ago

Christian Porter eats raw garlic whole, praises local growers

When unsure how to answer a question, pledge your support to local farmers. It’s a tried and true political strategy…

5 years ago

Meghan Markle now world’s 3rd richest woman after ‘shorting’ Royal Family

Fresh from her bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey that has left the Royal Family’s reputation in tatters, Meghan Markle has…

5 years ago

Cabinet proven not a boys club with single female intern invited to gender-neutral gathering

Actions speak louder than words so in their staunch rejection of political cover ups and alleged misconduct, the Australian Government…

6 years ago

Aussies now ‘dumbest population’ as Facebook news ban promotes utter tripe

Where Facebook newsfeeds once contained vital information about global events and safety alerts, Aussies are now learning much more about…

6 years ago

Gold and Silver rallies prompt investor to load up on Bronze

Having watched many Olympic Games over the year, investor Hugh Honey is confident that Bronze will be the next commodity…

6 years ago

Group chat mate schemes to ‘crash the ASX’ after reading one GameStop article

After understanding the collective power of the internet, minnow investor Vic Vinegar is preparing to bathe in bathtubs of ‘pineapples’…

6 years ago

Mouldy cheese and rotten fish found scattered throughout White House

A small Latino family business has hit the jackpot after discovering mouldy cheese and rotten fish hidden throughout the White…

6 years ago

Brooklyn stripclub IPO insanely oversubscribed following Harden trade

Investors around the world are throwing themselves at a small Brooklyn-based IPO following news of a monster trade that rocked…

6 years ago