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Australia to close borders to Omicron Persei 8

Taking no chances with the latest strain of COVID-19, Australia is set to be the first country in the world…

4 years ago

Homeless job seeker turns down job due to lack of gender neutral employees, continues eating baked beans

In the progressive world of political correctness, employers must now be prepared for questions across all PC fronts after one…

4 years ago

Melbourne rife with rickets as city finally emerges from lockdowns

The world’s most locked down city is finally coming out of lockdown but having spent 3871 days inside under the…

4 years ago

Old mate can’t come into work because he misplaced his COVID passport

While some people in the office love Professional Development Day at work where guest speakers are bought in to inspire…

4 years ago

Politician receives Order of Australia for not breaking the law or sleeping with junior staffers

In a rare move within the Australian political ranks, one long-time public servant has reached retirement having obeyed the law…

4 years ago

Australian productivity plummets in line with opening week of NBA season

Frustratingly for HR managers around Australia, the start of a new NBA season has sent productivity across the country to…

4 years ago