A healthy employee is a happy employee. Looking to drive happiness across their employees, fashion company Louis Vuitton has shut its elevators, encouraging staff to use the stairs. The decision comes amid rising energy expenses where the Company saw an opportunity to improve the happiness of their employees, while saving money on corporate overheads. For
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Obsessive fantasy sports team coach Vic Vinegar has almost taken home the biggest win of the season, as office people-pleaser Hugh Honey finally relents, saying ‘sounds fun, I’ll give it a go’ to Vinegar’s long winded explanation of his fantasy NFL draft. As the NFL season kicks off, Vinegar has been on the prowl to
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A bevy of NRL players have rocked up to training this week after shaving their heads in a bid to improve their speed by becoming more aerodynamic. The move is believed to be linked to a sport scientist identifying a correlation between speed and on-field success, prompting many to take all measures possible to improve
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Carlton fans breathed a sigh of relief on Thursday night when captain Patrick Cripps had his 2-match suspension overturned on appeal, but none will be more relieved than cosmetic surgeon Dr Hugh Honey who was on standby to perform rapid reconstructive surgery if the appeal failed. Also relieved will likely be Carlton disappointment Paddy Dow
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With political eyes on Taiwan as Nancy Pelosi proceeded with her visit to Taipei against the wishes of China, construction worker Hugh Honey faces a similar conflict as to whether he supports the East or West. A connoisseur of take away joints, Honey is battling the inner struggles of where his allegiances lie, conscious that
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AFL players around the country have been undertaking special training drills this week to ensure they do not behead players while tackling, following changes in the game instigated by Collingwood forward Jack Ginnivan. As the controversy that has engulfed the league after Ginnivan’s penchant for drawing high tackles drew the ire of the league, questions
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